good for watching when you can't sleep

Demetri's soothing voice...



There's a million.

We ran into Aziz Ansari the other day at Disneyland.  My brothers were so excited they wouldn't stop jumping around on my toes.

seriously?

Just in case you've been looking for a bag that looks like a cat's underside. Ultrasuede teats and everything. [at Etsy]

This is why Idaho is so easy to make fun of

I'm totally stealing this from my sister, but when you snooze on your own blog, you loose. This morning she sent a text that said, "google 'hcr029' and click on the first link." Now you go ahead and do it in a new tab. And read the whole thing. Then come back.

Ok, if you were too lazy for that, here's what it is. The Idaho legislature passed a resolution honoring Jared & Jerusha Hess for making Napoleon Dynamite. This is not a joke. Here are some excerpts from the document:

WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this
film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export;
and
WHEREAS,  the  friendship between Napoleon and
Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships;
and
WHEREAS,  Uncle Rico's football skills are a
testament to Idaho athletics;...

...WHEREAS, any members of the House of
Representatives or the Senate of  the
Legislature  of the State of Idaho who choose
to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution
are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of
having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"

And the bill pased 69 to 0. Now you do want to read the whole thing. This is it. How did I not know about this? Rosie only came across it because she was searching the name of one of the state representatives. I haven't asked Jerusha about it yet, but I'll see if there's more to this story and update.

Snoop Dogg a Mormon

Best April Fools ever. (Thanks, Niccole)

Los Angeles Considers Temporary Homicide Ban?

Thanks goodness. Now gangbangers all over South Central will think twice before rounding up the homies for a drive by, and instead they'll just settle for throwing eggs. But don't worry vatos, when the ban is over things will go back to normal. Good thing, I heard today the price of eggs has gone up 25%.

KTLA reports,

The Los Angeles City Council dropped plans Tuesday for a symbolic moratorium on killing... After a 45-minute debate, the council reworked its resolution, saying the city's opposition to homicides should last more than a single weekend.

Next thing you now, they're gonna say genocide is not so nice either. Here's the full article. I really don't think KTLA is daring enough to have pulled this out as an April Fools, so I assume someone from The Onion has gone undercover as an actual reporter.